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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
In Maine, in order to save energy, there are several
lighthouses that are closed at night.
Medical daffynitions:
Benign: What you be after
you be eight.
Bacteria: Back door to
cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do
when patients die.
Catscan: Searching for
kitty.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than
someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Nitrates: Cheaper than
day rates.
Rectum: Damn near killed
him.
Tablet: A small table.
In Los Angeles, there's a hotline for people in
denial. So far no one has called.
Do movie directors have credits at the end of their
dreams?
Zen Moments: Don't be irreplaceable. If
you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.
Always remember, you are
unique. Just like everyone else!
Never test the depth of the
water with both feet . . .
If you think nobody cares if
you're alive, try missing a couple
of car payments.
If at first you don't
succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Hee, hee, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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